It was a Sunday night, and somehow we ended up with hallucination inducing products in our posession. We took them at 10pm and recorded these 5 songs from 10:30pm to 7am. By 7am they were mixed, mastered and burned on a disc. They will be untouched now. They are in their final form. I hope you enjoy....
released May 24, 2009
Recorded on May 24th, 09 at Innerhorse Studio in the West Bottoms
*Created by John Bersuch and Jeremy Cerda.
*Lyrics by John Bersuch
*Drum Programming by both John and Jeremy (depending on the song)
*Synth Programming by both John and Jeremy (depending on the song)
*Mixing and Mastering by both John and Jeremy
(hey neighbor!) hey (what have you got there?) wha, what do you mean? (well what are you doing?)
i'm standing in the backyard, looking for an old glass jar, i buried it back in 82', just because i thought it was the thing to do. I used to keep toenails in there, cause my wife would clip em by the front stairs, and she would clip em in my new car, so i picked em up put em in a glass jar and i buried them out in the backyard. now i can't find the clippin, i need em back. i can't find the clippings. i can't find em, but i'd like to find em again.
(so what yer saying is that yer diggin holes in the backyard looking for some toenails?) my ex-wife's toenails (well thats a sad sad thing) yeah i know. it's the only thing i've got left... (well what are you going to do if you can't find these toenails?) man....
i can't think about that. i know i put em somewhere out back. we might have to pry up the doghouse, and dig down deep about two miles. their probably pretty yellow though by now, if i find em then i might get grossed out. we might have to keep em at your house. i could come and visit when it's dark out. do you think that might be okay?
(sure neighbor, anything you say)
Track Name: bubby
bubby starts clappin when the teacher says "hey!", his butt cheek clapped in the lunch room dang. bubby said can i get a corndog please? teacher said "NO! You've already had three!". bubby drank windex tuesday dan, hospital cleaned his tummy gland.
bubby likes girl from P.E. class. asked her if she wanna go to the dance. bubby got sad when girl said "no!". went by himself with a rainbow toe. he thought he saw big bird in my back yard. ran really fast, hit his head real hard.
(bubby? are you okay bubby?) i hit my head real hard. (move your head around bubby..) i can barely move it. (bubby? are you okay? say something bubby!) oh i don't feel too good..
Track Name: flondle
If you could see what i've been through, you'd be shaking, face would turn blue.
(i've got marks from when it bites, comes to my house least once a night)
His name is Flondle, he wears a backpack, inside he keeps earlobes and noseflaps.
(we've been told to stay inside when he arrive from frosty island)
He broke my doorknob and chased my sister into the attic I really miss her.
(thats okay my friend died too when flondle smashed his leg and shoe)
Here he comes, one, two. Don't be outside it's a tomb. Three, Four, steps that quake, flondle wants a spleen to take.
I was standing in the kitchen, I made a biscuit, it was delicious.
(don't let flondle see you eat, he'll know your skin is biscuit sweet)
I've been wearing a special outfit, in hopes that he won't want to bite it.
(he won't care his teeth are wood and theres no tongue to taste his food)
I tried to take him to the basement, to trap him in a large incasement.
(he could not be trapped like that his brain is made of maple sap)
Here he comes one, two. Don't be outside it's a tomb. Three, Four, steps that quake. Flondle wants a spleen to take.
Track Name: do it
focus close on my wife, she's got features you'll like, pantyhose candlelight, necklaces angel eyes. i will be out of town, you should come to the house. make your way to her room start doin it, tell her that i had hoped you were doin it.
focus close on my wife, she's got features you'll like, pantyhose candlelight, necklaces angel eyes. i will be out of town, you should come to the house. make your way to her room start doin it, tell her that i had hoped you were doin it. make your way to her room start doin it, tell her that i had hoped you were doin it...
do it, do it, do it, do it....
Track Name: ralph in sight
i've seen people who dig through garbage to find that treasure that they can salvage and i hope that they don't find ralph, a robot that fell from the top shelf to the trash can, he got covered and canned, i've been searchin for hours on end. i need his company, it was nice, theres no trace of ralph in sight.
why won't you come back, why won't you come back, why won't you come back tonight?
i've been sleepin on the bathroom floor, ten days since i've left this house at all, i'm sad like a wounded albatross wing, he's gone like a bowl of red jellybeans, i still communicate with ralph sometimes, he doesn't say much but the things he says rhymes, and thats fine, it helps me out. i just need to know where ralph is now.
why won't you come back, why won't you come back, why won't you come back, why won't you come back tonight?