Jeremy Cerda and I made this album because we care about food. I like food. He likes food. We both like certain animals too. A pig snout is soft, so when they press it against your ankle it feels fine. I can picture it right now. Yeah.
When you are listening to this album, please try to remember that I spilled a little applejuice on my drum machine. If you hear any mistakes or a part of a song that sounds dumb, that is why.
released January 27, 2014
John Bersuch - words and sound
Jeremy Cerda - words and sound
SUPER SPECIAL GUEST MUSICIANS:
Jeffrey Williams - Drum tappin, noise blappin. Several pleasant sounds were played for extended periods of time. It was very nice. It still is.
Dan Loftus - (plays a sweet keyboard solo towards the end of "Colon Spice Cologne") He can also build a miniature corndog jeep that he actually rides around town twice a year when he feels like the earth's core is just a little too much of a horsehead that night. Thank god he does that for us. It sounds like a pain in the dick to me. I'd rather just watch CSI Miami and clip my dog's toenail.
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