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this song is about a guy who loses his best friend. a robot named ralph. he might also have been doing sexual things with ralph. that is not really discussed in this song though. i'm kinda glad. that stuff is personal. and however disturbing it may sound that a man was having sexual relations with a robot, that is his business and he can do whatever he wants in his spare time you know? so yeah. just let him be. leave him alone. thanks.
lyrics
i've seen people who dig through garbage to find that treasure that they can salvage and i hope that they don't find ralph, a robot that fell from the top shelf to the trash can, he got covered and canned, i've been searchin for hours on end. i need his company, it was nice, theres no trace of ralph in sight.
why won't you come back, why won't you come back, why won't you come back tonight?
ralph please.
i've been sleepin on the bathroom floor, ten days since i've left this house at all, i'm sad like a wounded albatross wing, he's gone like a bowl of red jellybeans, i still communicate with ralph sometimes, he doesn't say much but the things he says rhymes, and thats fine, it helps me out. i just need to know where ralph is now.
why won't you come back, why won't you come back, why won't you come back, why won't you come back tonight?
credits
from ACI9 IGHT,
track released May 24, 2009
John Bersuch - vocals, keys, drum programming
Jeremy Cerda - vocals, keys
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